Adventurous Partner Gifts

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

Romance

"This will be hilarious!"

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Fight or flight?"

Single men in Tahiti

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

First Date

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'