Adventurous Spouse Mugs

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

Romance

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Desert Mirage

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"It's your mother!"

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Balloon Flight

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Rock Climber Wedding

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'