Adventurous Parent Gifts

Cool Mom

"A dog? No...she's got a vicious two year old boy!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Desert Mirage

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

Be A Doctor

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Baby escape.'