Adventurous Parents Gifts

Take your Daughter to Word Day

The moms of the field hockey players you took home all called angry. What happened? The kids rode in the back of my pickup. I got pulled over. Are you mad? Are you kidding? They will never ask us for rides again! Free at last!

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Desert Mirage

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'Baby escape.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'