Adventure-loving Parent Gifts

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'She is being impossible again.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Temptation.

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'