Parenting Adventures Lover Gifts

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Growth Charts

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Early childhood development

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Crying baby

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"My first Father's day!"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."