Parenting Adventures Lover Gifts

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Suffering from Cooties?

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Growth Charts

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Early childhood development

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"My first Father's day!"

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'