Adventurous Parents Mugs

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Desert Mirage

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'Baby escape.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'