Parents Of Adventure Seekers Mugs

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Duck Hunt

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

It's a Boy

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Island of Lost Guys.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Skateboard

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"