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'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Duck Hunt

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

It's a Boy

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

Fishing boat.

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.