Parenting Adventure Seeker T-Shirts

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Circus baby

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Duck Hunt

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

It's a Boy

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Island of Lost Guys.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Skateboard

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"