Adventurous Parent Pillows

"A dog? No...she's got a vicious two year old boy!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Desert Mirage

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'She is being impossible again.'

Be A Doctor

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'