Adventure-loving Parents Pillows

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Duck Hunt

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Skateboard

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'