Adventure-awaiting Parents Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'She is being impossible again.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Temptation.

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Beware of children."

"Now can we have an eating experience?"