Parenting Adventure Seekers Pillows

Extra, Extra, Extra Absorbent Diapers.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Duck Hunt

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Skateboard

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'