Parenting Adventure Seekers Pillows

Extra, Extra, Extra Absorbent Diapers.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Duck Hunt

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Skateboard

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'She is being impossible again.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'