Adventurous Dads Pillows

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'She is being impossible again.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

Temptation.

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Beware of children."