Daring Dads Pillows

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'He's doing it again.'

Parental Training Course

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

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Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!