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'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Skateboard

How witness protection really works...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

I am to blame.

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Add your kids' ages together...

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Father's Day

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Mix up on the maternity ward.