Fun Dad Vibes Pillows

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Skateboard

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

"Go ask your search engine."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Add your kids' ages together...

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Igloo Art.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Father's Day

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Mix up on the maternity ward.

'I'm a house-husband.'

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

Timber!

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"