Cool Dad Vibes Pillows

'Street cred. Thanks honey!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Igloo Art.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

Painting dad's face

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

Pram for baby giraffe

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

'The good looking one is mine!'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

'I knew our son was meant to go places!' (fish parents about their son walking on land).

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

"Well, son, I'm proud of you. Getting your fifty centimetre swimming certificate is some achievement."

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

"I'm drawing you, dad. . ."

"Wanna split a ride uptown?"

Kevin used his Mr nice guy reputation to his advantage, by being nice to people.