Divine Dad Vibes Pillows

Father

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Children's artwork exhibition.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"He talks the talk."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Apricots

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Baptism Then and Now