Holy Dad Moments Pillows

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

Man building a tree house

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'He looks exactly like his father!'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Church: Open Sundays

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

New dad.

Father's Day

Best Dad Ever

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'How are the quadruplets?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"She has your soul patch."

'I'm a house-husband.'

Mix up on the maternity ward.

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

Best Dad Ever

World's Best Dad

"Is he proud of me?"

"Daddy is making sense of things."

Gregson is a real family man.

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

'The good looking one is mine!'

Quality Assurance

'Front row, second from the right.'

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

"No, son, a tax shelter is not where you go to rescue an accountant."