Holy Dad Moments Pillows

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Man building a tree house

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Church: Open Sundays

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

New dad.

'World's Greatest Dad'

Father's Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Best Dad Ever

'How are the quadruplets?'

"She has your soul patch."

'I'm a house-husband.'

Mix up on the maternity ward.

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

Best Dad Ever

World's Best Dad

"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."

"Is he proud of me?"

"Daddy is making sense of things."

Gregson is a real family man.

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

'The good looking one is mine!'

Quality Assurance

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

'Front row, second from the right.'