Modern Dad Vibes Pillows

"Go ask your search engine."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"He just said his first word!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Father

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Phone Mittens

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Big book of memes

"Madonno and Child"