Modern Kid Vibes Pillows

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Go ask your search engine."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Homing Beatnik

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

Brooklyn.

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

Santa tries talking to kids with screen addictions.

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"