Hipster Vibes Pillows

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Oh, this is so confusing. How do I order one tall and one grande?"

acne / ' ackney...

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

'It's a twosie!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"They put hot pepper in the bird feeder to keep squirrels away, but it attracted these dorks."

Brooklyn.

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

Facial Hair Rubicon

"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

"Actually, Jim, my lawyer won't let me give advice to young people starting out."

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard