Hipster Vibe Catcher Pillows

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Dance Dance Dance.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Homing Beatnik

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Hey, we're in style!'

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Brooklyn.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

"So....what's the skinny?"