Hipster Vibe Seeker Pillows

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Homing Beatnik

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."