Hipster Vibe Catcher T-Shirts

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Dance Dance Dance.

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

Homing Beatnik

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Brooklyn.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

Caricature of a chicken

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."