Vintage Vibe Catcher T-Shirts

'Hey, we're in style!'

Louis Armstrong

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old Book Smell

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter