Hipster Vibes Gifts

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Oh, this is so confusing. How do I order one tall and one grande?"

acne / ' ackney...

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"They put hot pepper in the bird feeder to keep squirrels away, but it attracted these dorks."

Brooklyn.

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

"Actually, Jim, my lawyer won't let me give advice to young people starting out."

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."