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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

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'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

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"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

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"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'