Trendy Parents Pillows

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"He just said his first word!"

Baby rocks!

"We have the exact same taste."

How's the new one?

Upper East Side Dog Park

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Yummy Mummy

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Big book of memes

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Dog Jogger

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

Meals on Heels.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"Baby FOMO."

"Aw, his first mobile..."

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'Where do you plug it in?'