Trendy Parents T-Shirts

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Baby rocks!

"We have the exact same taste."

"He just said his first word!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

How's the new one?

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog Jogger

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Big book of memes

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Meals on Heels.

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Aw, his first mobile..."

"Baby FOMO."

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'