Fashion-forward Parents T-Shirts

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

How's the new one?

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Yummy Mummy

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog Jogger

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Meals on Heels.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

Tarzan has a copy of playboy

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

I Love NY Dog

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"Nice sweater."