Fashion-forward Fur Parents T-Shirts

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Dog Jogger

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Tartan Coats

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Nice sweater."

The Curb Dog Club

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

I Love NY Dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'