Fashion-forward Fur Parents T-Shirts

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Tartan Coats

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

The Curb Dog Club

"Nice sweater."

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

I Love NY Dog

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'