Tech-savvy Fur Parents T-Shirts

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Baby cries into a cellphone.