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'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Geeks and their dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Functional pets

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

Walkies.

"Don't mind Spartacus, he just prefers social media to sniffing."