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'Worms!? She must have picked them up on the Internet.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

Geeks and their dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Dog playing VR fetch.

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.