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'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giraffe Selfie

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"