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"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

His Master's Data.

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"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

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