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'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Polly wants on-line.'