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'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Giraffe Selfie

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Actually I never loved you."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal rescue center

Rattache

A dog and a robot dog

Animal worries.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"We raise our beef humanely."

Tropical Cow Tank

"Something to do with algorithms."