Animal Lover With A Tech Twist Gifts

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Chippunks

Rattache

Animal rescue center

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

A dog and a robot dog

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal worries.

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Something to do with algorithms."