Canine Enthusiast With A Tech Twist Gifts

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"He created Bitecoin."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Where steel wool comes from.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

Remote control bone.

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

Ringing horn

Dog Selfie

Dog checks out His Master's Website.