High-tech Pet Lover Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giraffe Selfie

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.