Techie Pet Lover Pillows

A blue dog wearing headphones

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A dog and a robot dog

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Where steel wool comes from.

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

"This is so going on Instagram."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."