Tech-savvy Pet Lover Pillows

"You can't use a search engine to find where you buried your bone."

'It's not your ordinary dog dish.'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"This lap dog knows absolutely nothing about computers."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Doggy satellite dish.

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

Laptop fetching dog.

'I'm Googling 'bones' - hope it can lead us to a great stash of them.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"You're spoiling that parrot!"

Owner talking to dog through a headset.

Dog's cell phone rings at inopportune time...

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

His Masters E-mail

"Polly wanna battery."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'