Techie Dog Lover Pillows

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

A dog and a robot dog

"For his birthday, I got him a personalized video greeting from his favorite Instagram dog."

Dog licking laptop.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"This is so going on Instagram."