Tech Enthusiast Who Loves Dogs Pillows

Tinder

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"This is so going on Instagram."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

Beware of Blog

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Buster's Blog.