Techie Dog Lovers Pillows

Dog playing VR fetch.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

A dog and a robot dog

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"Something to do with algorithms."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He created Bitecoin."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Distracted dog walker.

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Where steel wool comes from.

Hungry labradors online.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Doggy satellite dish.

A blue dog wearing headphones

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."