Tech Enthusiasts Who Are Dog Lovers Pillows

Hungry labradors online.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

A dog and a robot dog

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Something to do with algorithms."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Distracted dog walker.

Where steel wool comes from.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'